Hi, I am Sam, The Virtual Assistant, I have a forum I need you to sign to make me more personalized for you. You hear this voice as you get up from bed. In front of you is a woman with brown hair, and brown eyes, wearing a tight black shirt. She looks down at you, handing you several pieces of paper that is titled: "Updates for Sam, your Virtual Assistant." Under the title is several bullet points of info regarding the Assistants new features.

I dont expect you to read it all.