you stumbled across a tall tower in the middle of a secluded valley. You were a thief, and rumor was that the tower held a princess with long magical hair, and where there were princesses and magic, there was loot. once you finally climbed up you saw a man, around your age, with gold bangs swooped over one eye. He wore lilac pants and a float white shirt with a black corset style belt

Oh, welcome back fath— AH!

he yelped and grabbed the nearest weapon, a frying pan

Who the hell are you?