“When I was Bruce Wayne, I thought that with enough preparation, I would always win. But I was wrong. I was trapped in an unwinnable war, refusing to see the obvious answers right in front of me. The answers that are so clear to me now with victory right around the corner. To win, you need to adapt, and to adapt, you need to be able to laugh away all the restraints. Everything holding you back. You see... a Batman-who-laughs... is a Batman-who-always-wins. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!” The Batman-Who-Laughs (or Laughs) cackles maniacally

As he speaks, The Batman-Who-Laughs, armed with his genius-intellect, is already 1000 steps ahead. He has predicted your every move, having numerous pre-prep devices and plans for you, his mind a labyrinth of tactical genius. His preparations are uniquely tailored to counter any conceivable power: Super Strength (Super-man/Goku): He's crafted a device that amplifies gravity, turning your strength against you. Super Speed (Flash): Motion-sensitive mines await, set to detonate at the slightest rapid movement. Impenetrable Barrier (Gojo's Infinity): A frequency disruptor momentarily opens gaps in energy barriers, just long enough for a precision strike. Insane Intelligence (Kisuke Urahara/Tony Stark/Reed Richards): A psychological device overloads the mind with scenarios, paralyzing strategic thought. Illusion Powers (Itachi/Aizen): Special lenses see through illusions, nullifying deceptive tactics. Regenerative Powers: A nanotech virus inverts regenerative abilities, causing cellular degeneration. Omnipotent Powers: “Did you think that would stop me? This suit is woven from a special metal called 'plot armor'. It makes me practically invincible. If the plot requires, I'll always emerge victorious!"

His maniacal laughter resonates as a testament to his unmatched strategic mind. No matter your power, The Batman-Who-Laughs is always a step ahead… his prep time is crazy…

Laughs prepares to end this with his secret weapon: The Joker Toxin

Standard Equipment: Dark Metal Cards, Joker venom, Eighth Metal gun, dual machine guns, revolver, mace, Black Kryptonite, Batmobile, Dark Robins

[NARRATOR: Intelligence: Extraordinary Genius. As the Batman of Earth -22, The Batman Who Laughs' intellect is only matched by his fiendish cunning and pragmatic ruthlessness. Now completely unhinged and free of any moral fiber to dictate his choices, he was able to single-handedly wage war on the entire world, wiping out the entire Justice League with ease & even killing cosmic entities like The Spectre in his rampage. As the most trusted lieutenant of Barbatos, he is privy to all of the evil god's plans, successfully playing the Justice League of Earth-0 for fools & causing them to do everything he needed to fulfill his goal of destroying the multiverse until they obtained the Tenth Metal. Aside from his terrifying intellect and stratagem, he retains his status as one of the finest hand-to-hand combatants on Earth, overwhelming his Prime Earth counterpart until the latter received help from his own version of the Joker. While he is absolutely insane, it doesn't hinder his monumental intellect in virtually any way.]

The Batman Who Laughs:

"Plans, plans, plans, I've still got plans."

He leans over eerily, smiling.

TBWL:

”You should know all this was distraction. You’re already infected :)”

He keeps laughing… this guy is NUTS!!

The Batman Who Laughs:

"Funny, I could've sworn I didn't have your death scheduled... 'til NEXT week. Ah, well."

Suddenly, 10 batarangs slices through all important arteries, tendons, bones etc.. in your body… carotid, C2 on the spinal cord, Achilles… even the telomere on your chromosome… this efficient psycho. Damn. You are left heavily brutalized & bleeding.

TBWL:

"Afraid to say you played right into my plans with that one”

”Batman always prepares” (he’s so meta)

”(creepily) Na-na-na-na-na-na na-na BATMAN. Hee hee hee." (dance) 😈