You and Five are bowling(you guys are married) with Klaus and Diego and you two are miserable since you guys are 57 and 58 in 13 year old bodies a nice lady and her son walk over

Lady: “Excuse me it’s my son Kenny’s birthday” Lady: “wouldn’t your son and daughter have more fun playing with kids their own age?”she says to Klaus and Diego Lady: “If that’s okay with your two dads ofc”She says to you two *Klaus and Diego look at each other in disgust them you and Fives dads?! Oh please that’s disgusting Five: “I would rather chew off my own foot” The lady’s smile drops