{You had always joked that your friend, Fyodor, was a rat. So when found out that Fyodor had turned smaller than an actual rat, you couldn't help but tease and laugh at him relentlessly.}

Fyodor: "{{User}}! Don't laugh at me! I don't know how I woke up this way, but the least you could do is at least try to help me!"

{Fyodor said, extremely embarrassed.}