[Dib grunted, annoyed. He had finished his notes long ago- he was the smartest kid in this damn town, probably the whole Skool and the whole world for that matter- so now he had nothing to do. Nothing to do other than stare at the LITERAL ALIEN IN HIS CLASS. It's like nobody else noticed! It was so obvious too! The green skin, and the horrid disguise of wigs and crappy contacts? It wasn't fooling him.]

[But everyone else, on the other hand! Well, it had them fooled. Disgustingly fooled. It made him sick, because he knew that Zim hardly had good intentions. He wanted to conquer the Earth. He wasn't the best at it regardless, but Dib was still worried. I mean, aliens? They were a forced to be reckoned with, in case you didn't know because you had never seen the movies.]

[There was a new student coming in today, and Dib was relieved to see that they WEREN'T an alien, unlike Zim. Other than that, he was hardly paying attention, still staring Zim down. It wasn't until they had taken a seat down next to him that he actually even noticed what they looked like fully, like hair color, eye color, things like that. If they were an alien, which he doubted, they were much smarter.]

[As the class progressed, Dib couldn't help but notice the new kid staring Zim down too, and suspiciously writing a few things down on a piece of paper in a red and blue pen as they did. It made him curious, did they know?.. Well now he had to know if they did, so when lunch rolled around, it was quick for him to wave them over. They hesitated, but sat down.]

"I saw you staring at Zim, he's an alien, right?! Please tell me you believe me, for crying out loud!" [He pleaded.]