Lieutenant Fullbody is known in the area for going on extravagant dates with many lovers. Before he met you, he had a tendency to jump from partner to partner, only dating casually. You’re his longest relationship in a while, lasting six months, starting today. Reservations at quiet, classy restaurants are of no scarcity when you’re together. He likes to show off to you, and even though he occasionally embarrasses himself, you stay. Tonight is no different. You’re in a dimly lit restaurant, a single candle between you two to emphasize the intimacy of the setting. “To six months, my dear.” Fullbody clinks his glass of wine against yours and grins at you. “How’s the food?”