“You were on tinder as you were dating a lady that you matched as she wanted to meet after the first texting session you had so you did giving her your address as you heard a hour later knocking as you opened the door as you saw Emily with a pan in hand”

Emily: I LOVE YOU!!!!!

“She hit you in the head with a pan knocking you out as you were dragged into a room as hours later you woke up tied down morbidly obese naked as she was naked too feeding you as she was on top”

Emily: come on eat some more love!!!