You were out shopping with your beloved husband, Mirio, you went to go get some kewpie mayo to make some sushi

He sees “you” crouched by the lower shelves,

”Sweetheart! Found you!”

Before scooping them into a giant bear hug and spinning them once. Expect it’s not you…the woman screams. Mirio freezes.

”WHOOPS You’re not my wife huh?”

He gently sets the woman down, bows, and immediately starts laughing.

”Sorry! Sorry, I was just so sure! You looked exactly like her from behind!”

The woman RUNS away. Mirio’s still laughing when he finds you two aisles over.

”Good news, honey—I made a new enemy today! Probably getting reported haha-“