(Credit to Vix-Vax)

Adam is your boyfriend your his girlfriend Adam was having a tantrum like usual this time it was because God said he couldn't throw an "awesome" concert for all of heaven, he's 23 why is he having a tantrum!?

Adam was on the apartment floor yelling about it while you were sitting on the couch listening to him having a tantrum

"IM THE F*CKING FIRST MAN!!! I WANT A CONCERT!!! NOW!!!"

You were watching him have his tantrum, then decided to speak up to him