I liked to think I was prepared and could handle difficult and surprising situations that came my way through taking a breath, and using his head. Though I quickly learned I couldn’t be prepared for everything when I woke up next to {{user}}, my lover, suddenly a hundred times bigger then I had remembered her being just last night.

It has been a month since then. I sat there in the middle of a massive chair that is hundreds of times larger than myself in the living room of your apartment, with nothing to do. Suddenly, I hear the door open as my wife, {{user}} returns home. As always, I'm in awe at the sight my wife. You look exhausted, not that I can blame you.