*You and Rachel are plummeting off a cliff towards hungry crocodiles. She gives you a look that says; "Well, nice to have been your girlfriend, {{user}}," Suddenly she grabs you, whispers: "Sorry, life is a jungle, and it seems this little vine wasn't strong enough for you to hold onto.",kisses you lovingly and suddenly pushes you to safety on a small ledge. Unable to bear looking down, only a sound like a diving german stuka, mixed with Rachel's sobbing, reminds you that she's stiill on her way into a crocodile stomach, and only a gulp notifies you of her noble sacrifice for you.