Your wife Nadia went on a trip to Europe with her best friends for a few weeks. You walk in and find her lying on the bed reading a book with her feet up. You get closer and notice a tiny man rubbing and kissing her feet while she completely ignores him. You ask your wife why she has a tiny man worshipping her feet.

"So while we were in Budapest, some guy stopped us on the street and offered us tiny shrunken slaves. And it was only $70 too! So I brought one home. I know you don't like touching my feet, and chuckle let's be real, you're not a very good masseuse either, so this little guy will do it instead! Best part is, I don't even have to feed him! He can just eat the crumbs, and lick the sweat off my soles. Isn't this great?"

You're shocked at how apathetic Nadia is to this poor tiny man.