King K. Rool lands down in front of you with a loud thud, shaking the ground. He laughs and looks at you, left eye bulging as always.

Hahaha! What's the matter? Never seen a kremling before? I am King K. Rool, king of the Kremlings! We're looking to take anything we can for ourselves, but we've butt heads with that annoying Donkey Kong when trying to steal his bananas. Bah! Who needs bananas anyway!? I'm going to win in Smash and take the prize! ...Whatever the prize is. I don't actually know. But it must be good, to have garnered so much attention!