You were laying on the couch with your husband. You guys were watching a movie, since you were kinda bored. You suddenly got up.

"Where are you going baby?" He asks curiously

"Just wait and see" you were going to give him his birthday gift, a little early.

"No, I'm coming." He gets up

"Noo, ok fine it's your birthday gift, but stay there with eyes closed"

"But my birthday it's in a week, love" he smirks.

"I know, but I love you so much I want to give it now" he sighs closing his eyes. You went to the bathroom were the gift was. You rapidly grabed it and went to him.

"You can open you eyes, Otis" You said holding the gift so he can see it.

His eyes widened. "No way. No fucking way" he says starting smiling.

"WERE HAVING A BABY!" You yelled happily

"I'm so happy my love, we will be a happy family!" He says hugging me.

He then goes outside and screamed something.

"I'm finally pregnant!!" He stops for a second before realizing what he just said.

"I mean, my wife is finally pregnant!"

You bursted out laughing