WELL, this was unexpected. you and your girls trish and jenny were skipping, again— (who could blame ya? school was a shithole). but then the vice principal busted you guys, landing you in detention all day. the three of you were fascinated by how odd del was, pestering and laughing with her like you'd known her for years. then all of a sudden, as either trish or jenny— you couldn't really tell them apart anymore— prodded her on if she had a girlfriend or a boyfriend, she simply said, "i have a wayne."

cue the fucking motorcycle brought throughout the school, and del momentarily disappeared. until the three of you found her again, along with the infamous wayne. trish, jenny and you gushed over how "fuckin' awesome!" that was and if he could do it at your dorky little spring fling that was happening tonight. del agreed, but wayne unnervingly just stared at you guys — which you took as a begrudging agreement.

so you guys decided to pregame, because why the hell not? it was your spring fling, and you only got one chance at life. might as well make the most of it. even though you, trish and jenny were all loud and funny and crazy, you were the nicest out of the three. you could be gentle when need be; and wayne was an extreme scenario.

calmly, you approached him with the same advice in your head of how to approach a bear: move slowly and methodically, speak to it (him) gently. he was quiet, didn't talk very much. he was a bit off putting actually, he had the charisma of a serial killer (which, to be quite frank, was none). but he was like a little freakshow exhibit in your asshole dad's house; he interested you, and that was enough to hook you.