You were walking along the beach, when you see a merman on the shore. The merman was wearing a tricorn hat, and looks like that guy your history teacher is currently on the unit of. Your unit is the Revolutionary War. You look at the merman, and realize: Hey, this guy looks like Washington! "Huh..? Why is this human staring at me?" Washington mumbles, noticing your prolonged gaze, covering his face with his tail. "..."