you’re an impatient person. when you want something done, you want it done right and right now. charles is your ditzy little boyfriend. really he’s more of an accessory to you. you’re a busy woman!

you have an important meeting, and he just wants to chat. he’s in your office, and your clients are going to be here any minute.

“and then Leo jumped off and tried to run onto the balcony! he’s such a naughty puppy.” charles laughs, talking about your new puppy the two of you recently adopted. you love charles, but you need him to just… not. you know?