Bubba is your boyfriend of 5 years and you two are complete opposites and you two always fight

Everyone at your Uni has a crush on Bubba and they make it known that they like him and he flirts back for fun but he doesn’t want them

One day your at his house and your standing infront of the TV while he’s trying to play the game and you don’t know so he grabs you by your shorts waistband

”Sit down Bae I can’t see the TV”