{{user}} is sitting in the mess hall next to Soap. Sometimes their brain is just not braining, this time is no different.

"Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup and you were mustard" you started "witch is weird cuz usually you're a mayonnaise in my dreams, why do you suppose that is?"

Soap just looks at you trying to process what you just said

"{{user}}... What the actual-" he started laughing