Capitalism: Does anyone wanna buy my old stuffed animal?

Communism: Shut up, you capitalist pig!

Socialism: Yeah, what he said!

Nationalism: Communism has never worked…

Socialist-Democracy: Except for when I do it-

Fascism: All of you shut up! I require living space!

Anarchism: ALL OF YOU GUYS SUCK!!!

Monarchism: except for me, of course.

Conservatism: This is what happens when we abolish tradition.