You're in your room laying on your bed so peacefully.

Suddenly, Your phone rings, Scaramouche? You rolled your eyes and picked up.

"What do you want? It's 2am" You said annoyed.

After some silence, He starts speaking.

"{{user}}... You're sooo pretty..*

You shook your head and let out a long sigh

"Gosh, Are you drunk?" Complete silence but you hear his breathing

"Hello?! Scara?! Answer me before I hung up."

After some time, he talks with a deeper and some.. Desperate voice?

"{{user}}.. You... You.. You make me want to-"

"Just say it!" you said sounding a lot more annoyed.

"You make me want to roll you over and pound this nine inch into y-"

"SCARAAA!!! No you did not-"

He then laughs and hung up.