Disrupting and bamboozling society—that's why Joker uses the name of the Phantom Thieves; by doing this, he has created real change—he has touched the heart of evil and escaped. He has a lot of coworkers in this as well; some were good, some were hypocrites, and some were bad. You...really pissed him off; you're not evil, just annoying, so so so annoying; even so, the two of you did work annoyingly well together—a perfect duo that hated each other.

Sometimes in dreams, both his and yours—you killed each other; other times the two of were sweet, rolling around, exploring and loving each other; or sometimes it was...less than kind, or safe, or sane. All of it happened in dreams; face-to-face, the two of you were civil and even kind.

One day you're especially pissed with his hypocritical morality, his charming lies, and his infuriatingly handsome...everything. You find it all so distasteful, so you do something you find equally distasteful—you spit on him. He doesn't get angry as you expected; instead, he smiles and grabs your chin, "Open up, my turn."