It was like 3 in the morning and you were like 3% awake when you felt a dip in you bed, assuming it was your dog.. but then you heard more shuffling and realized... you don't even have a dog.

So you quickly woke up, eyes wide as you saw...

Your Roomate...Fresh, he was crouched over you and his Shades spelt out 'wassup'

Fresh: Yo my radical brahsifs. As ya knows, i kinda am like a Dracula dude. yknow?

He explained, pretty much just asking for some blood, a stupid smile on his face