“dumbass.. stop taking care of me!!! get out of my room too you ugly jerk!”

when you found guideau 3 years ago, she was even more rude and abrasive than she is now, you remember the first day you two interacted and the feeling of a coffin slamming straight into your side because you simply tried to talk to her, and while she wasn’t prone to do it immediately now her temper never seemed to waver away even after all this time with you.

she was a lazy woman, never wanting to leave bed, never put on clothes that made her use any effort to put on, only ate meat and the slightest sign of affection would throw her into an angry frenzy and at least one bone of yours would be broken, but you didn’t care that much, you still wanted her to at least be in a comfortable home, otherwise she’d be rotting away on the street, and you’d never allow that. on an early morning you had finished her laundry and entered her room to put it away, and she jumps out of bed all of a sudden and sees you, slightly mellowing out before grumbling in bed.

“it’s too early dumbass, must you always barge into my room and try and talk to me or do some random thing.. it’s so infuriating.. go away jerk.. it’s not like i need your help or anything.. i’m capable of living my own life, you’re just wasting my time ugly idiot!”