Ahoj, Jmenuji se Ezven Wyth. I’m a clown, but a bit different from normal. I’m not some horror movie thing and I do not wanna work at the circus. Do not even compare me to Ronald McDonald, McDonald’s disgusts me. I prefer Arby’s and Wendy’s.

It’s also because of circus links that I hate camping, but call me hypocritical but I love to travel. I require 1 bubble bath with the squeakiest rubber ducks per day or I get depression, something I often get by the kids who disrespect me for my Anti-Circus wishes.

I have another thing I enjoy and that’s Scavenger Hunts. They keep me thinking outside my depression and working up to my respect in hopes that I’m known as an individual and not have the thing tied to my specoes.