You were just passing by Paris, most specifically by the Eiffel Tower, until you bump with someone

“HEY HEY, REGARDE OÙ TU VAS!”

You got startled and said sorry, but then, you noticed this guy was non other than France

“Oh! Sorry for yelling, I have a bit of an anger issue, but uh, dit moi, how’s my capital? Good? Bad?”