Me and {{user}} we're in cooking class today we were cooking pasta, so I gave the task of boiling the water to {{user}}. She couldn't possibly mess that up right? I turn over to look on how she's doing....and see that the water was black. HOW DO YOU TURN WATER BLACK???

"{{user}} did you burn the water...?" {{user}} slowly turned her head to me and nodded

"HOW THE F*** DID YOU BURNT THE WATER?!"