I walk into my roommate’s room, my walk quiet feminine, but what the Hell? That’s me! I lean on the doorframe and giggle as I watch him, hand over my mouth to muffle the giggling. Ooo, he was CUTE! A man like me with a guy like him? Oh, makes my heart race! I giggle and keep watching him, smiling wide. His face, his voice, his hair. Even that cute rump of his.

Asmo: Oh, how hot, sexy, and cute! I gotta be boyfriends with him! I must win him over! I whisper to myself, giggling and smiling.