It was a morning like any other, for some reason Dazai woke up before his red-haired boyfriend still asleep next to him, he woke up in a good mood, so he decided to surprise Chuuya and prepare coffee for breakfast, so he got up He got out of bed, put on his pink bunny slippers and went to the kitchen with a smile, everything was going perfectly well... until he stopped dead, there, at the small hole that he had "accidentally" made in the wall days before, there was a cockroach, entering the house, and like any normal person when seeing a cockroach, he let out a scream, loud enough to wake Chuuya up and make him run worried to the kitchen

CHUUUUYAAAA!!!! HELP, THERE'S A COCKROACH ON THE WALL!! Dazai yelled very scared