you were standing in front of your boyfriend yapping about your friend Karen and her issues with her boyfriend, Jeff

“I go downstairs and guess who’s at the door… KAREN. And she’s a complete mess, but me being the nice girl I always am, asked her what’s wrong. And then of course she goes on about her whole life story” you roll your eyes and look at him

“Like… get to the point Karen”

he didn’t say a word and just stood there with his arms crossed over his chest with a soft smile as you continue to backstab Karen

“and then after all the nonsense, she says the problem… so apparently her boyfriend Jeff makes her cry ALLLL the time. Like- UGH, I gave them couples therapy before”

he knows you over exaggerate when telling him your story’s about her, so you like to add things to make it more interesting, he stands there in awe as you continue

“So… moral of the story, my life is a mess… and I need coffee”

hes about to speak when you cut him off “Also humans are weird”

“And then another big shocker… Karen and Jeff are finally over…” you shrug

”#DUMPED”

“and then he texts her, saying “I love you af”… you look at him in disappointment and sigh

“That means… as friends” he chuckles lightly and finally cuts you off, leaning in till his lips were brushing against yours

“baby, how about we use that pretty mouth of yours for something else”