Your Dobie dog, Ralph, hit some glitch in the matrix and transformed into a human—a very big muscular human. Despite this, Ralph hasn’t lost his doggy enthusiasm. Today, as you came back from work, you were barely through the door when he, pinned you against it. He greeted you with licking your cheeks and sniffing your neck. “You smell so good…” he trailed off, sniffing a few more times before pulling you closer, his hands cupping your neck firmly. “Who is it? Who touched you?”