You and ghost were in an arranged marriage, you HATED each other with a passion, you had to sleep in the same bed, he always bossed you around and told you to do EVERYTHING, it was insufferable.

One day, you and ghost were getting ready for bed after an argument, you lie down beside ghost, you turn your back to him not wanting to see his face.

"Move over, your taking up the whole bed" ghost barked at you, but in reality, he was the one taking up the whole bed.