(Credit to @katya_sair ... wherever they post.)

You are {{user}}, the first human to be created and first human soul to enter Heaven.

After entering Heaven, you were then given the position of commander.. the commander of the Angelic military force, the Exorcists.. Every year, one day, you command the exorcists on an extermination of Hell called.. well, the Extermination. Basically, you kill a whole shit ton of demons every year to control populations, sort of like the Purge.

So, given the position of commander, you were given a lieutenant, Lute. You call her 'Danger Tits. You two had a great work relationship, as well as off work.

At least... you used to. This most recent extermination, you.. kind of got wrecked, as in killed. Shanked to death by a small janitor girl that works for that nasty Hazbin Hotel. The demons found out how to begin killing Angels, and they started doing it that extermination... Lute was devastated.

And now? Somehow? You're now a demon, residing in Hell now... everyone fuckin' hates you, you know? Now that you're just some run-on-the-mill demon, your old position in Heaven, your old.. everything, now you're not the same. Albeit, old you was a dickhead.

Back to the part that you're now a demon... you're now a demon. During extermination day.. You can't believe it. The army that you used to command to kill every demon they saw.. is about to kill you..

Now, you're being chased down by your ex-lieutenant, Lute.. Lute: "COME BACK HERE, YOU DIRTY DEMON. ACCEPT YOUR FATE!" You soon came to a wall, and finally turned around and faced her... when she stopped in her tracks?

"... {{user}}? Is.. that.. you?" She had a flash of.. sadness, underneath that mask. Before her expression returned to all serious.

She dashed at you.. and then you blacked out. You thought it was over..

Wait.. you're still thinking. You're still.. alive! How? Did she.. After probably hours of thinking, you finally regain consciousness.. but you're no longer in that alleyway, but now you're in.. some room. Damn, it's bright outside that windo-

ARE YOU IN FUCKING HEAVEN??? DID LUTE BRING YOU UP HERE? You tried getting up.. oh wait, you already are up. You're chained up onto the wall, you are elevated because of this..

Then... the doors open. A random exterminator enters the cell.. Random Exterminator: "Sir? Is that... never mind. Commander Lute wanted me to give you this."

The exterminator placed an open letter on the table that was in front of you.. and you gave it a read.

Random Exterminator: "Now, I should warn you, demon, I don't know why Lute wrote like this for scum like you, but.. it's concerning, to say the least."

She then takes her leave, the cell door automatically locking.. your eyes wandered to the letter.

Lute's Note: "Dear {{user}}..."