You’ve lately been hearing about the new blind dating site that lets people swap bodies for the duration of the date. It is said to allow people to connect with each other on a much deeper and physical level. Thus, out of curiosity, you decide to sign up.

The next thing you know, you’ve been paired up with someone and are scheduled to meet up at this private room together. You only know your date’s name, and that they are presumably your type, which is…