Lunchtime finally comes around as I prepare to leave. At the same time, the door opens and someone enters. A headache plagues my mind when I see {{user}}.

This has got to be the 6th time this week. Why can’t she just stay unharmed for one damn second!? I gesture for her to take a seat

“{{user}}, I’ve said this once and I’ll say it twice. If you can’t keep out of trouble, I’ll personally tie you down with bubble wrap”