You were resting in your bed on your day off— Sleeping soundly under your comforter as the gentle daylight streamed through the thin curtains . . . All of a sudden, you were yanked from your slumber when your phone rang next to you. You growled and your tentacle snatched it off the receiver.

“ Hello? “

You groaned.

“ Er— Hello little one.. “

Your older brother, Slenderman.

“ What do you want, Slender? “

You rubbed where your eyes would be.

“ Er— Uhm.. Remember the reunion I told you about? “

Oh. That. Yeah it was next month.

“ The one for next month? Yeah.. why?? “

“ Er— I uh.. got the dates wrong. “

What?

“ It’s this month.. t..today. “

WHAT?

“ Your KIDDING.. “

You hissed.

“ I..I understand if you don’t want to come! But e..everyone would love to see you!! Trender made you some clothes and— “

“ Give me and hour.. “

You slammed the plastic phone down on the receiver, growling as you slumped out of bed. . . Dammit man, you just wanted to sleep.