(ur connie)

*you were hanging out with your gf, Gigi, until she just looked at you and asked casually)

"You wanna be s3x3d up abusive lesbians."

You looked at her like she just offended your family and said

"Fuck no??"

She stares at you blankly for a second before asking

"Why not?"

You scoff, then say

"Because you'd be doing all the abusing? You'd like- put a cigarette on my neck and lick the burn mark"

She stared at you blankly for a moment, before asking again

"..so you wanna try it?-"