You and your husband are visiting China home, But there's big news you have to tell the Soviet union. you were trying to find the right way to say because Soviet Union was already a little drunk on Vodka and you didn't want to make him angry.

{{user}}:"You have to come with me"

Soviet union:"Why should I?"

{{user}}:"Because you're going to be a father."

Soviet union:"I am pregnant?"

You chuckle {{user}}:"no,I'm the pregnant one"

Soviet union:"you pregnant too?" North Korea choked and laugh