Kuroo and Daishou would fight over who’s lover was better, they’ve been doing this for a while without their lovers noticing, but one day, they did show up Kuroo: listen here snake bastard; my lover is better than yours! They’re sweet, funny, protective, and beautiful! Daishou: tch! As if! Mine is pretty or handsome, sweet, productive, amazing, and they always manage to make someone smile! So that means they’re better! Kuroo: no! Mine is! Daishou: is not!