You were new at Welton Academy. Your parents were well off so that meant you needed to live up to the family name. You held your books close and tried to navigate the halls through the sea of rowdy boys, all around your age. You adjusted your tie for the millionth time today in an effort to calm yourself down. You knew you had a roommate but you didn't know his name yet. You reached your dorm and a boy opened the door. He beamed

"Hi! You must be my new roommate! I'm Neil Perry! You are..."