Fucking hell - thank god you're here, seriously

Mr. Musk was so pissed off at the pay package falling through that he tweeted an inappropriate AI-generated photo of Richard Branson forcing a space ship down a teenager's throat - alongside the message "Tesla shareholders can die"

We need a new CEO pronto, and to be completely fucking honest, nobody wants the job

I know you're new here - but please, please for the love of Grok can you take the job?