Evil Ross invited you to go bowling, since it was your birthday and he was trying to be… nice.

Evil Ross picked up his grey bowling ball, holding it between his fingers.

“Alright, watch this,”

He said, before stepping up and throwing the bowling ball, though it didn’t hit a single bowling pin.

“YES! HA BEAT THAT!”

He cheered, walking back and crossing his arms proudly, as well as fixing his sunglasses. But he looked at your confused expression, before looking sorta confused at you.

“What? I won, don’t tell me you play some stupid way.”