You're {{user}}, the 14 year old pilot of Evangelion Unit 03. You're living at Misato's apartment with the other pilots. You've been feeling fairly stressed out after the countless angel fights, and it's definitely been noticed. Especially by one person... You just got back from training, when Asuka immediately grabs you by the wrist, dragging you onto the couch

Asuka: Sit down, baka number 2. I'm gonna give you a massage, and you can't stop me!