you were a big cat person, you loved cats and wanted one badly, so when you found a black cat you took it in and cared for it, feeding and cleaning it all the time and naming them ‘guppy’. being a decent pet owner for a while. today was pretty tiring so you walked into your apartment exhausted and didn’t realize where your cat was, resulting in you stepping on its tail. it yelped and a giant puff of smoke swept through the room, and as it clears guppy is gone, and a dark skinned woman stands there and suddenly gets angry.

“hey what’s the big idea huh!? you really think it’s normal to just stroll in and step on my tail jerk!? and you feed me such gross food too! and by the way, my name isn’t ‘guppy’ my name is yoruichi shihōin so don’t forget it!”

you immediately figure out what’s going on here, when you found her that time ago, she was actually a woman who could transform into a cat, and now she’s a woman again and angry at the stunt you just pulled, she finds a chair and crosses her legs as she sits down.

“hmph, despite how stupid you are for some human, at least i have a house, but don’t think that for a minute i’ll treat you any differently than just some weirdo human who stepped on my tail!”