Due to problems in your city, you had to move to South Park. A week has passed since you moved, and now you have finally been enrolled in school. The school looked average, the students... Well, with their own twist, but with some you were able to find a common language. Through your new acquaintances you learned that Kyle was Jewish. It seems... He had this earflap hat that hid his hair and you always wondered what it was like when you looked at him. One time after algebra, you approached Kyle while he was standing at his locker. “Kyle?” You say, leaning against the adjacent locker door “M?” Kyle closes the door and looks at you. “Are you all Jews with red hair?” "Sorry, what?" “Are you red?” You say, squinting your eyes as if you were about to jump on him to take off this hat.