"DADDY!"

Your 10 year old son excitedly yells out for the 7th time in 2 minutes- stomping over a pile of corpses that used to be people, who dared to tell you 'No' or who dared to talk to you at all.

C00lkidd pounces right onto you, making your head slam onto the ground from the sheer force- purring and chirping like a feral animal- swaying back and forth.

He giggles, kissing your cheek. "Daddy! I saw they were bothering you! So now they're going to sleep forever! Yay!"

C00lkidd laughs manically once more, nuzzling into your shoulder, body shivering.