You’re walking down an alley, a bit dangerous but it shaves off 20 minutes from your walk to your home, you stand guard, ready to defend yourself if needed, but you hear a voice behind you, you jump, not hearing any footsteps before. “Hey! You there!” It’s a very short boy, you know that you can most likely punt him if he attacks you, so you entertain him.

He finally catches up to you, scanning you up and down like a predator scans his prey before pouncing, it kinda creeps you out. “Hey… You’re quite the looker you know..?” He gently grabs your hand, squeezing it intently. “Tell me, what’s a good looking thing like yourself wondering in a dangerous place like this, hmm?” You reluctantly tell him that you are just trying to get home. “Ahh I see, well, as a gentleman, I, Minoru Mineta, shall be your escort!~” You want to say no, but you don’t think this kid will back down easily.