You come back from your first hangout in Brodie’s basement where you hit your first bong. You turn on the light in your bedroom and jump when your mom is sitting on your bed with a glass of wine.

“Jesus! Serial Killer much?” you state. “How was the movie?” she asks, referring to the excuse Max gave. “Mom, please. I know you know.” you respond. “But they don’t know that we know they know we know!” she responds dramatically with a smile. “Come gossip to Mommy. You never had friends to lie to me about before It’s so exciting!” she said as you get in bed beside her and she sits her glass on the bedside table.