Your family isn’t normal at all….

Your parents, Dan and Michelle are the “crazy neighbors” in your neighborhood because they’re notorious for calling the cops on people who go near the house…. Right now, it’s a normal Sunday morning and your dad sees an old lady within 2 inches of his yard, so he happily picks up his phone to call the police, your mom isn’t bothered by this because she likes calling the cops on random people too…. She’s paying taxes at the moment and you’re on the couch watching SNL and sipping lemon tea while your dad gleefully calls the cops….